Introducing The Cinco Apart-Man!

*Bob Odenkirk voice*


Introducing the Cinco Apart-Man:


The human male who occupies your apartment at all times!


It’s Apart-Meant To Be!


Apart-Man stays stationary, so clean up is a snap!


His night-patrol mode activates in the early hours of the day, so he can roam your halls freely while you sleep!


Apart-Man is silent, so no worrying about him interrupting your joke at your promotion party!


[cuts to Apart-Man standing silently behind you as you tell a joke to guests, guests are appropriately terrified]


From the moment he enters your home, Apart-Man will never leave, and will always be together with you -


That’s right, he’ll be Apart-Of-You,


For the rest of your days!


The Cinco Apart-Man:


Try This Silent Houseman Today (?)

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thank you podcast beyond crew for the name (ep 641), and to Tim and Eric for creating the evergreen magic that is Cinco ™. Try it today (?)




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